and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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