let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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