can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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