So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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