If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
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if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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