Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Congratulations! We have a period
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