bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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