My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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