im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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