So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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