the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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