i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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