Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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