you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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