There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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