This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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