I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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