Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He has the fingertips of a God
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