What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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