Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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