Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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