I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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