OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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