Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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