i jhust puked up my retainher.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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