i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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