did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I need moral support for this bender
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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