He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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