i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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