Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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