did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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