It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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