this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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