But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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