Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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