So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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