google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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