Non-Jews are for practice
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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