Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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