Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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