Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't deserve a penis
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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