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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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