hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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