TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
