It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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