Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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