We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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