Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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