this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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