i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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