# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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