stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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